TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2010
Number 10 :
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 :
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 :
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 :
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 :
Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 :
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 :
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 :
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2 :
In the ’60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND, THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2010:
“Life is like a jar of jalapenos . What you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow”.
